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02-02-2013, 10:50 PM
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Little Johnny
A teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: Michael if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?
Michael: Just a minute, I have to go pee. Teacher: That would be rude and impolite. How about you Sam? ... Sam said: I really need to go to the toilet, I'm sorry. Teacher: That's better but still not nice to say the word toilet. Oh you little Johnny? Can you use your brain? Little Johnny said: Darling, May I please be excused for a moment? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner. "TEACHER FAINTED." 
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