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Old 02-09-2012, 09:27 PM
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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS.... INTERESTING

Question 1

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion

Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.



Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates

Candidate A:Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10Martinis a day.


C
andidate B:
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opiumin college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening


Candidate C:
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke,drinks an occasional beer and never committed adultery.


Which of these candidates would be our choice?

Decide first... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response
















Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:

If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven
Pretty interesting isn't it
Makes a person think before judging someone.
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Old 02-09-2012, 10:01 PM
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Very interesting.
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