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Old 07-08-2011, 11:13 AM
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Eek It Just Hit ME!

It's just hit me !!

My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.
He has his food prepared for him.

He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head.......











I think my dog is a member of Congress
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:14 AM
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LOL!!! So true!
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:19 AM
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Or a democrat
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:21 AM
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my favorite color is BLACK
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:25 AM
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He's not an import is he?
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Old 07-08-2011, 11:29 AM
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Hahahahahaha. Damn liberals.
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Old 07-08-2011, 01:57 PM
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Or he could be anyone on Welfare..
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Old 07-08-2011, 02:39 PM
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He's not an import is he?
He happens to be a mexican Chihuahua. But he is legal he has papers .LOL
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Old 07-08-2011, 05:00 PM
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I thought u was gonna say he was a democrat
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