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It Just Hit ME!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accommodations absolutely free. He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head....... I think my dog is a member of Congress |
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LOL!!! So true!
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#3
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Or a democrat
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my favorite color is BLACK
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#5
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He's not an import is he?
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Hahahahahaha. Damn liberals.
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Or he could be anyone on Welfare..
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He happens to be a mexican Chihuahua. But he is legal he has papers .LOL
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I thought u was gonna say he was a democrat
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