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Old 05-28-2010, 08:41 AM
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Gotta give My 12yo stepson "The Talk" this weekend.......Any of you have any advise??? I was gonna bring him to Tilted Kilt, but wife said no..........
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Old 05-28-2010, 08:51 AM
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just be friendly about it...act more like a friend talking to him about than a dad telling him about it....it will make him feel much more comfortable and not as much embarrassment...also chances are he already knows a good deal about it so find out how much he knows first...
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Old 05-28-2010, 09:04 AM
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what you gonna talk about?
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Old 05-28-2010, 09:10 AM
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just line him up some booty
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Old 05-28-2010, 09:44 AM
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get him a prostitute
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Old 05-28-2010, 10:00 AM
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Thought about hat to....saw it on king of the hill, that's what cotton did
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Old 05-28-2010, 10:34 AM
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get Asterisk Rich to do it for you OR Hunting Fool
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Old 05-28-2010, 11:44 AM
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If not Tilted Kilt, then take him to Hooters.
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Old 05-28-2010, 12:37 PM
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get Asterisk Rich to do it for you OR Hunting Fool
Ill get you Lawrence Taylors number i only deal with 18+ these days
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Old 05-28-2010, 01:17 PM
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keep it sorta short and away from any other people, that keeps the awkwardness down a bit and talk like a friend...
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Old 05-28-2010, 03:34 PM
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my dad never had a talk with me.. i have no suggestions but maybe procrastinate
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Old 05-28-2010, 04:07 PM
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What you gonna "talk" about?
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Old 05-28-2010, 04:36 PM
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Get a book with some scientific pics of the human anatomy and tell him what each part is for. Straight to the point.
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I got the "ya just don't do it" talk.
Be honest and make sure he knows that he can talk to you about anything and everything when it comes to sex. Stay away from little side jokes that could end in really embarrassing moments, for the both of you.
What brought this "talk" about if you don't mind me askin?
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I got the "ya just don't do it" talk.
Be honest and make sure he knows that he can talk to you about anything and everything when it comes to sex. Stay away from little side jokes that could end in really embarrassing moments, for the both of you.
What brought this "talk" about if you don't mind me askin?
That's no fun........
Tell him it's ok to dip his pen....Just don't write his name!!!!
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Old 05-28-2010, 05:18 PM
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he got himself a girlfriend and I've been hearing some stories from his school about other kids........its definatly time, but man its nerve racking........
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Old 05-28-2010, 05:22 PM
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yea, too late now but I think you should have the talk at a much younger age than when "its time". My parents told me the facts when I was 7 years old. it wasn't awkward for them because it was more sitting down teaching b/c I knew nothing. Where as when you get up in age you already know alot of stuff so it becomes awkward and nerve racking
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Old 05-28-2010, 05:29 PM
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never had the talk with my dad , in my house growin up it was more like " boy, you getttin any tail from that lil thing you brought over here the other day?" or " take your brother out and get him some p****"

they prolly figured we know what it was considering by age 4 i'd prolly gotten busted lookin at the stack of skin mags on the toilet tank in dads room 20 times
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never had the talk with my dad , in my house growin up it was more like " boy, you getttin any tail from that lil thing you brought over here the other day?" or " take your brother out and get him some p****"

they prolly figured we know what it was considering by age 4 i'd prolly gotten busted lookin at the stack of skin mags on the toilet tank in dads room 20 times
This explains a lot about you!!!!
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