Getting Married in Heaven

[jjam]

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.

The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven.

While waiting, they began to wonder: could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in heaven. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he left.

The couple sat and waited for an answer....for a couple of months.

While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? 'What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?' Another month passed.


St. Peter finally returned looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informed the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.'

'Great!' said the couple. 'But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?'

[Micah]

???

[FF_T_Warren]

??? Did I miss something

[Micah]

I thought i was going to be a joke but.......i'm confused

Yo jjam, clarify please

[Deerfarmer]

That's one reason why there are so many divorces. Couples go into it thinkng that if it doesn't work they can get a divorce. Marriage is a life long decision. Prenupsuals are set up to plan on the marriage not workingl. Personnally I would not marry a woman who wanted one. It's easy to divorce. It's not easy to stick it out. One man, One woman. I know this may sound old fashioned. I have been married 30+ years. My brother has been married close to 60 years. My parents instilled morels into us. I know this was meant to be a joke but I take marriage serious and I hope this may help someone making the decision to marry. By the way I thought the joke was good. Not sure I spelled Premupsuals correct. Never did one.

[duckman444]

Originally Posted by Deerfarmer

That's one reason why there are so many divorces. Couples go into it thinkng that if it doesn't work they can get a divorce. Marriage is a life long decision. Prenupsuals are set up to plan on the marriage not workingl. Personnally I would not marry a woman who wanted one. It's easy to divorce. It's not easy to stick it out. One man, One woman. I know this may sound old fashioned. I have been married 30+ years. My brother has been married close to 60 years. My parents instilled morels into us. I know this was meant to be a joke but I take marriage serious and I hope this may help someone making the decision to marry. By the way I thought the joke was good. Not sure I spelled Premupsuals correct. Never did one.

man if your wife reads what you just posted you are gonna get some tonight. you little angel.

[jjam]

Originally Posted by Marsh Boy

I thought i was going to be a joke but.......i'm confused

Yo jjam, clarify please

Dang, I hate when I forget the puch line....


St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.



'OH COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer.

[Micah]

Originally Posted by Deerfarmer

That's one reason why there are so many divorces. Couples go into it thinkng that if it doesn't work they can get a divorce. Marriage is a life long decision. Prenupsuals are set up to plan on the marriage not workingl. Personnally I would not marry a woman who wanted one. It's easy to divorce. It's not easy to stick it out. One man, One woman. I know this may sound old fashioned. I have been married 30+ years. My brother has been married close to 60 years. My parents instilled morels into us. I know this was meant to be a joke but I take marriage serious and I hope this may help someone making the decision to marry. By the way I thought the joke was good. Not sure I spelled Premupsuals correct. Never did one.

Well said.......i just hope to live long enough to me married for 60 years

[Micah]

Originally Posted by jjam

Dang, I hate when I forget the puch line....


St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.

'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple.



'OH COME ON!!!' St. Peter shouted. 'It took me 3 months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take to find a lawyer.

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I get it now!!!!!!!

See it was a joke

[jjam]

DF,
I share your values of marriage...going on 23 yrs now and I feel like the luckiest man alive.

Jimmy

[Suthrngntlmn]

33 years here and still going strong.

[Dink]

coming up on 3 years and about to strangle her!!!!!!!

[eman]

Originally Posted by Dink

coming up on 3 years and about to strangle her!!!!!!!

Hmmm , Ive known ya dink since before danger was born and you wanted to strangle her then. LOL

[BMTAngler]

Well, I almost strangled my ex fiance. Only dated for 3 years and as soon as we got engaged she changed. Seemed like she was having a visit from mother nature every single freakin day man. Im happy all yall found someone, Im waiting till I get all my toys bought so she cant get them in a divorce if I ever do find the right woman.

[monkeyman1]

Originally Posted by BMTAngler

Well, I almost strangled my ex fiance. Only dated for 3 years and as soon as we got engaged she changed. Seemed like she was having a visit from mother nature every single freakin day man. Im happy all yall found someone, Im waiting till I get all my toys bought so she cant get them in a divorce if I ever do find the right woman.

wise man!

[Feesherman]

Originally Posted by Dink

coming up on 3 years and about to strangle her!!!!!!!

Might as well do it now and get it over with.