And God Created Louisiana ...

[Jedi Lure Tricks]

God was fishing sac-a-lait for six days.... Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found Him, resting on the banks of Bayou Poo Poo on the seventh day.
He inquired, "Mai chere' where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly showed him a picture.
"Look dare, chere'. See what I maid."
Michael looked puzzled, and said, "Mai what is dat?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on it. I'm going to call
It Earth and it's going to be a place to test Balance."
"Balance?" shouted Michael, "I'm still confused." God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For example,
Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while
Southern Europe is going to be poor..... Over here I've placed a continent
of white people...... and over there is a continent of black people.
Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries. "This one will be
extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by God's work, den pointed to a land area and
said, "And mais, What's dat one?"
"Dat's Louisiana ..... dats where the Cajuns live. It is the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful rivers and streams, lakes, forests, hills. Some of the most beautiful women live dare.
The Cajuns from Louisiana are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent, goodtimers and
humorous, and they are going to travel the world. They will be extremely likeable, sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, carriers of Peace, and producers of good tings...especially food."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but den asked, "But what bout
Balance, God?...... You said there be balance and I don't see any." God smiled, "I will create Washington , DC .
Mais, chere..... wait till you see the coo yon idiots I put dare '."

[FF_T_Warren]

LOL

[I make oil]

Great! LOL

[longsidelandry]

hahahahaha perfect!

[longcast]

Nice one Jedi