Got any old Cajun sayings? . . . .

[PReaux]

I am constantly impressed and amused by old sayings. The wisdom and humor are great! With that being said . . .

I was watching the Weather Channel yesterday as this young Cajun Male was telling a story about jumping off a train trestle. He went on to say that his father had always declined the offer to jump but on this day he decided that he would attempt it. He climbed up on the trestle, walked out and jumped. About that time a dead pig floated up and the father landed on it! The reporter asked the young Cajun what he thought the chances of that happening and the young Cajun said . . . . . ."Better than I wish they were" . . . . . wish I'd thought of that

[simplepeddler]

"slicker than snot on a door knob"

[wtretrievers]

After telling the perfect technique on how to kill gros becs finish up with "I don't know nuthin bout dat cuz dats illegal yeah"

[eman]

Originally Posted by wtretrievers

After telling the perfect technique on how to kill gros becs finish up with "I don't know nuthin bout dat cuz dats illegal yeah"

dat's da boat paddle technique yea?

[huntin fool]

Originally Posted by eman

dat's da boat paddle technique yea?

naw, dats the poole-dou technique your tinkin of.
Da gros-bec technique is just grab em wiff ya hands

[wtretrievers]

Ya gotta stuff da feddars & guts unda da floatin gras beds dat way day don't flowt to da top. But I don't know nuttin bout dat cuz dats illegal yeah

[Finfeatherfur]

Mais Las!!!

[simplepeddler]

der is no resipee for da horns

[Marshrat]

"Mais, dat's gonna make a pertty turd."





Warren

[wtretrievers]

Originally Posted by Marshrat

"Mais, dat's gonna make a pertty turd."





Warren

I've gotta say I that's gotta be the best one yet! Don't think anybody is gonna beat that one

[ShadMan]

I played ball in college with a Cajun guy named Jacques. We were out at a bar one night on the dance floor and a fat girl came up and started dancing in front of him. He looked at her and said "Nah, I gotta bad wheel" and limped off the floor holding his leg. Unfortunately that's about the only Jacques-ism I can post on a public forum. The rest would be mainly asterisks. That was one funny mofo.