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Old 06-28-2011, 08:11 AM
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My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewelry to Goodwill or the Salvation Army. Then sell my new car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again. Oh, yeah, and don't forget to write me out of your Will and leave my share to my brother."

Well, she didn't actually put it like that... she actually said... "Dad, this is my new boyfriend, Mohammed."
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:17 AM
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:19 AM
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LMAO!!! Untill my daughter tries that! Then I will choke her! Thank god she already knows better at 12
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:22 AM
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LMAO!!
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Old 06-28-2011, 08:57 AM
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Lol!!!!!!!!! That's the best one i heard in a long time
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Old 06-28-2011, 09:33 AM
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lol. call the Marines!
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