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Old 04-30-2012, 01:51 AM
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I would like to share an experience with you all, about drinking and driving.






As you well know, some of us have been known to have had rare brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years.



A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine.



Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never done before .... I took a bus home.



Sure enough I passed a roadblock but as it was a bus they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it from!



If you know of anybody missing a bus please let me know so I can arrange to return it.

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Old 04-30-2012, 02:00 AM
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Old 04-30-2012, 03:00 AM
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Aw snap!!!
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Old 04-30-2012, 05:47 AM
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thats pretty smart???....
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Old 04-30-2012, 08:37 AM
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LMAO!! Good one
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Old 04-30-2012, 11:44 AM
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hahahahaha
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