Clean Boudreaux Jokes needed

[BananaTom]

We have this "Saints" thing going on at my church, Harvest Church Pensacola, and we need some Salty Cajun help.

First, the Lead Pastor, Bobby Lepinay is from South Louisiana, Lafayette to be exact.

Second, we are a "come as you are Church", wherein, we do not take ourselves seriously. We do take our relationship with our Lord very serious.

We hold our services in a Carmike Theater, with stadium seating, an awesome worship team, and real teaching. We have a lot of fun with our relationship with the Lord.

So, case in point:

Pastor Bobby has this thing, that with the Saints win we get a Boudreaux joke before the message. Well, we all know the Saints are having a winning season. Therefore; new material is getting harder and harder to find, so says Pastor Bobby.

So I figured this would be a good source of new material that can be used in a Harvest Church Pensacola setting.

Can y'all help us out?