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![]() Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday that Roy Messenger, 50, was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night. Messenger called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch. When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel said Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire. Pimentel said there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body. |
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frank and beans anyone?
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Roasted.
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Aw man that had to hurt!
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"hang on honey let me pee on this here wire"
Ok.. "hope you don't want kids anythime soon....." had to hurt |
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Dumb ***......what else can be said
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hmm lets see, in the ditch late at night. immediately after crashing you have a pounding urge to pee, and you dont notice a downed powerline just a few feet from you.
Call me crazy but sounds like some alcohol may have been involved here |
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I wonder what the last thing that went through his mind was? 50K volts?
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Wow that's a shocker..
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1.I'd have defiantly peed during the crash..not after.
2. you just hit the power pole..uhh the line should be on the ground 3.Should have peed on the tire i guess.. |
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Weenie Roast
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