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Old 03-01-2010, 05:20 PM
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Default Washington man electrocuted by urinating on power line

An Elma, Wash., man was killed by accidentally urinating on a downed power line after a one-car crash near Montesano.
Grays Harbor County sheriff's Deputy Dave Pimentel said Monday that Roy Messenger, 50, was not seriously hurt after he collided with a power pole Friday night. Messenger called a relative to pull his car out of the ditch.
When family members arrived they found Messenger electrocuted. Pimentel said Messenger apparently urinated into a roadside ditch but didn't see the live wire.
Pimentel said there will be an autopsy but burn marks indicated the way the electricity traveled through Messenger's body.
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:25 PM
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frank and beans anyone?
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Old 03-01-2010, 05:29 PM
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Roasted.
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:44 PM
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Aw man that had to hurt!
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Old 03-01-2010, 07:48 PM
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"hang on honey let me pee on this here wire"

Ok..


"hope you don't want kids anythime soon....."


had to hurt
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Old 03-01-2010, 08:44 PM
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Dumb ***......what else can be said



REALLY
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:17 PM
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hmm lets see, in the ditch late at night. immediately after crashing you have a pounding urge to pee, and you dont notice a downed powerline just a few feet from you.
Call me crazy but sounds like some alcohol may have been involved here
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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I wonder what the last thing that went through his mind was? 50K volts?
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:26 PM
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Wow that's a shocker..
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Old 03-01-2010, 09:28 PM
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1.I'd have defiantly peed during the crash..not after.
2. you just hit the power pole..uhh the line should be on the ground
3.Should have peed on the tire i guess..
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Old 03-01-2010, 11:20 PM
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