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Old 03-03-2010, 11:06 AM
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Default Shovels,asses,camels

[size=2][size=3]over five thousand years ago,
> moses said to the children of
> israel :
> pick up your shovel,
> mount your asses and camels, and i will lead
> you to
> the promised land.
>
> nearly 75 years ago,
> roosevelt said, lay down your shovels,
> sit on your
> asses, and light up
> a camel, this is the promised land.
>
> now obama has stolen
> your shovel, taxed your asses, raised
> the price of
> camels, and
> mortgaged the promised land. And they
> gave him the nobel
> peace prize for
> doing it.
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Old 03-03-2010, 11:16 AM
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Gotta love the way things have changed...
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