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04-01-2010, 06:08 PM
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April Fools Jokes?
I called my wife from work today and told her i was getting laid off from my maintenance job. been here 9 years. told her they might have a job for me working construction and would have to start traveling around for work. she was taking it in hook line and sinker, asking all kinds of questions, wondering how we were going to pay our bills. i couldnt take it anymore and started laughing and told her April Fools!, she cursed me lower than a dog and hung up on me! shes also 4 months pregnant. i just got home and she is still mad at me!!  
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#2
04-01-2010, 06:22 PM
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Just go rub her feet, she'll forgive you.
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04-01-2010, 06:23 PM
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someone just called meand said " dude when did you get a new truck?'" i said " i didnt" whacha meen?" he said " then who the hell was that taking yer construction trailer off the job 5 min. ago??" i freaked out LOL got in the truck, got out of the truck went back in to grab ANOTHER mag for the .45 got back in the truck called the contract raising hell about who was the cement crew that was there when i left for the day blah blah blah ( really showed my azz
) then my buddy called me and started to crack up i guess him and the contractor were together and had me on speaker phone the whole time
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04-01-2010, 07:21 PM
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That sucks but at least they know how you are when you are mad. if youre like, me Im either really nice or I can be a super azzhole and have shown my azz a few too many times
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#5
04-01-2010, 09:00 PM
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Thats funny!
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#6
04-01-2010, 09:17 PM
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PRANK????
I called my wife and told her to come home asap, that i had cut my foot wide open. Only, it wasn't an Aprils Fools joke and now I have 5 stitches between by big toe and my the second one.
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04-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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04-01-2010, 09:20 PM
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I called all 6 of my maintenance guys (at different times) and said "Colonel KING on Monroe st just called and was very irate because he seen you (the tech I was talking to at the time) were staring at his 19 year old daughter sunbathing topless in the front yard. Then gave them a phone number and told them to call him and apologize and plead their case.". It was the number to the local Burger King....... I was
so hard. I'll take them out for a steak dinner next Friday!
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04-01-2010, 09:29 PM
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04-02-2010, 02:36 PM
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04-02-2010, 04:58 PM
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Pour it on thick!!!!
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