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Old 06-21-2011, 10:11 AM
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Gotta get one next Tuesday.
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no big deal. just fart a bunch after
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:13 AM
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no big deal. just fart a bunch after
Hopefully, I'll still be able to.
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Hopefully, I'll still be able to.

You better, because you can't leave the hospital until you do fart!
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You better, because you can't leave the hospital until you do fart!
Dang, they cut you no slack! As if the "procedure" wasn't bad enough. Then you have to wait and fart for the doctor (or nurse)! The gonna try and make a complete mockery out of ya arn't they?
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have fun..... drink the koolaid!! lol
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YIKES . . . . got to suck bein old
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Go Lytly........the name does it NO justice!!!!!
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YIKES . . . . got to suck bein old
Lol, we all get closer every year though.
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Old 06-21-2011, 10:27 AM
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I gotta start fastin' Sunday night and start drinkin' that crap Monday. No coffee!!!! The surgeon told me yesterday that the reason I have to drink that stuff is to "clean out" my colon. I told him that I can do that with coffee.....I do it every mornin'.
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I gotta start fastin' Sunday night and start drinkin' that crap Monday. No coffee!!!! The surgeon told me yesterday that the reason I have to drink that stuff is to "clean out" my colon. I told him that I can do that with coffee.....I do it every mornin'.
I just threw up
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I just threw up
Wuss.
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Bob, why you had to have three done?
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You have nothing to worry about unless you feel the doctors both hands on your waste.
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Oh and schedule it early in the morning.....mine was late in the day and the no eating almost killed me!!!

The flavoring they give you for the go lytly is horrible! I can still taste it and its been a long time......ask them if there's any other way to "cleanse"
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Just had my third one 2 weeks ago.
The worst part of it is the stuff you have to drink the day / night before.
I had to mess w/ my doc a bit,
Had my wife take a washable marker and write EXIT ONLY across my butt before i went in for the procedure. When i woke up she was standing by my bed w/ an envelope. In it was a picture of my butt and under what she had written was a sign on a piece of paper that said.... Wanna Bet?
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Just had my third one 2 weeks ago.
The worst part of it is the stuff you have to drink the day / night before.
I had to mess w/ my doc a bit,
Had my wife take a washable marker and write EXIT ONLY across my butt before i went in for the procedure. When i woke up she was standing by my bed w/ an envelope. In it was a picture of my butt and under what she had written was a sign on a piece of paper that said.... Wanna Bet?

LOL, Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Same here like clock work around 9am
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