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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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The economy is so bad that
I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America. Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street". Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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*chirp**chirp*
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#5
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Mais its so bad, the crickets are only chirpin twice for your jokes.
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#6
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c mon man. I am gone for a week and this is what i come back to??
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#7
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Well, you shouldn't have left for a week and you would have known that nothing has changed that whole week as well!
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#8
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Knee surgery kept me out. .
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#9
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Here at SaltyCajun.com, we only accept results! Excuses aren't welcome here!
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#10
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Quote:
Iron Maiden = Winning LOL |
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total let-down !!!!
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#12
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Hey... I liked it when I first read it last year, still gives me a chuckle.
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#13
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The economy is so bad, iron man's threads make the economy look good.
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I wish the economy was so bad that iron man would lose internet access....
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#15
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I heard its so bad he couldnt get a rent a cop job, join the marines, or find a buyer for his quickdraw holster.
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#16
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Gahhhhh...I take dumps funnier than that.
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#17
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so why is it everyone bashes ironman?
Kid can't be that bad!? Just having a good time sheesh i feel for the guy. Y'all some rough fellas. I know i won't be posting any jokes anytime soon |
#18
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The kid brings it upon himself. Lol. I think he actualy enjoys the bashing. Lol.
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Re
Lol...... "W" Jr..
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#20
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Thank god! I've read your jokes!!
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