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Wind Force Meter
Force 0: You can fish with a beer in one hand and a rod in the other.
Force 1: You have to use the cup holder to hold your beer while fishing. Force 2: Rod n reel must be put in rod holder. Care must be taken to watch the beer so it won't jump out of the cup holder. Force 3: The beer may be knocked over and must be supported or held in hands. Force 4: Empty bottles rolling against each other on boat floor. Must be thrown over side. Force 5: All beer streaming behind boat must be hauled in. Force 6: Nobody can hold onto more than one beer at a time. Force 7: The case of beer slides back and forth on boat floor. One person must be appointed to sit on it. Force 8: Bottles can still be opened by one person. Beginning of difficulties pouring into the mouth without spilling. Force 9: Bottle must be held with two hands. Only experts can get the cap off by themselves. Force 10: Two people required to open bottles. Empties must be thrown to leeward only. Very difficult to find mouth. Some teeth may be knocked loose. Force 11: The beer tends to foam out of bottle. Very difficult to drink. Lips split and teeth fall out. Force 12: All open bottles foam. Impossible to drink. Temporary abstinence may be required. |
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..I have had a few fishing trips like that.
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force 12 is when you drink beer at camp and watch fishing on tv
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