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03-04-2011, 05:19 PM
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Man's best friend
A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down. She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day. She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and regret. She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires. She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the world and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive and invincible...No, wait. Sorry. I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that crap. Never mind.
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03-04-2011, 05:20 PM
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HA! LMAO!!
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The cops are the experts on the current criminal trends. If they have determined that a “high capacity” semiautomatic pistol and a .223 semiautomatic rifle with 30-round magazines are the best firearms for them to use to protect people like me and my family, they are obviously the best things for us to use to protect ourselves and our families .
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#4
03-04-2011, 05:58 PM
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So true
So true
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03-04-2011, 06:05 PM
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I get that same tingly feeling from Bud Light! LMAO!
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#6
03-04-2011, 08:24 PM
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pfhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahha I"m stealing this!
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