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Old 06-22-2011, 09:42 AM
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amazing simple home remedies

these really work!!

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.

2. Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.

4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives. Then you'll be afraid to cough.

6. You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tape.

if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

daily thought:

some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:00 AM
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thats great!
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:16 AM
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Good stuff!
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:30 AM
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i like #2 !
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:30 AM
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That's some good ideas
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Old 06-22-2011, 10:32 AM
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For #2 just do like i did one time. Got so drunk that i just used the bedroom closet boy was that a great next day. Lol!
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Old 06-22-2011, 11:25 AM
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LMAO
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