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My views on investing.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you would have $49.00 today! If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG, you would have $33.00. If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers, you would have $0.00 today. But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00. Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan.:*****:
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I agree with this philosophy 100%! I've been trying to get my wife to understand my way of thinking and this may help! LOL
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I used to like that plan... me Marsh boy and Keith Thibodeaux focused all of our attention one summer to saving ALL the cans of beer we drank to cap off the summer with a recycling funded KEG.... needless to say we put 69$ worth of recycled cans to the keg fund that summer. HARDEST drinking we ever did. classic investment right there.
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