|
The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
|
Thread Tools | Display Modes |
|
#1
|
||||
|
||||
Just doin' chores . . .
I have a large pond in the back. It's properly shaped for swimming, so I fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening I decided to go down to the pond, as I hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. I grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As I neared the pond, I heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As I came closer, I saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in my pond. I made the women aware of my presence and they all went to the deep end. One of the women shouted to me, "We're not coming out until you leave!" I said, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up I said, 'I'm here to feed the alligator...'
Last edited by PReaux; 08-26-2011 at 07:43 PM. Reason: His name was Hebert . . . |
#2
|
|||
|
|||
Good one
|
#3
|
||||
|
||||
Hahahaha
|
#4
|
||||
|
||||
Nice!!! I would have made them get out with their hands in the air!!! Lol
|
#5
|
||||
|
||||
thats good stuff right there
|
#6
|
||||
|
||||
Whats a guy gotta do to cast a line in that pond?
|
#7
|
|||
|
|||
HaHA
|
#8
|
|||
|
|||
hahahahahahahaha
|
#9
|
||||
|
||||
Love it
|
#10
|
|||
|
|||
Lol!!!!!!!! Nice!!!!
|
#11
|
||||
|
||||
Lol
|
Bookmarks |
|
|