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With LAangler's post on monsterquest on, lets hear some scary/funny stories! this could get interesting
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Some buds of mine and I were campin up at Turkey Creek one time riding 4 wheelers. Well I brought along one of those foldable toilet seats. The next morning after a night full of drinkin and havin a good time, I grabbed the toilet seat and ventured into the woods to do some business. All went well until it was time to clean up and whenever I leaned to one 'CHEEK', the damn thing collapsed. Yup you guessed it. SPLAT Right into what I just got finished expelling from my body. The *(*(*$*!@&&*(+_~(!@#&$_*(^~+()!@#&$%_(~^@%)~*!@#+_$(&* words started flying and all of a sudden my buds come running through the woods to see what was wrong only to find me there with my whole back end covered in DOO DOO. I caught hell for a long time after that. Needless to say, now I just lean against a tree. Enjoy.
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Me and 2 of my buddies planned a trip to the catfish locks one night. We took all of one day getting ready, catching bait, getting lights ready, tuning up our rods. icing down beer, ect..... I had this small crack under my boat that was paralell with the transome about 12 inches from the transome. Its about a 30 minute boat ride for my small boat with 3 guys and all of our equipment, 2 icechests, poles, beer, bait, ect... That particular night was a little windy so we had a pretty rough ride. On the way out there one of my plugs backed out (the one i never check because its under my gas tank). We made a nonstop trip to the locks. When we arrived at the locks i noticed the floor of my boat started filling up with water.. The first thing that came to my mind was that that split opened up and my transome was about to break off we started bailing out the boat with buckets trying to get on step and get home, although i really didnt think we should have went cause i was so scared that my transom would fall off and we would get stuck in the middle of grand lake in the water..when i got to the dock, i just slowed down allowing one of my buddies to jump out the boat and run and get the truck, backed up the trailor and loaded the boat safley.. When we pilled the boat out the water and i seen that the plugged had backed out you can about of imagined what came out of my mouth..
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My buddy got his nose broke by a seagull when we were headin to the jetties two years ago.
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I'm brave, I'll post it...Had to go potty in the middle of Big Lake
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WHen my wife is with me, i take the fish out the live well and throw em on the deck and let her go (#1 only) in there... i just pumpout and recirculate/fill at the same time... thats a cajun toilet in a bass boat..
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That's good stuff right there.LOLOLOL
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Last summer my friend and i were coming down the peir 90 canal in his gatortail mudboat. And in a turn, the outboard bit and was ripped off the back of the boat. All that torque caused the boat to spin out and flipped endding me n my friend flyin. motor sunk to the bottom of the canal but was retrieved after a half an hour of diving. this was probably the scariest moment of my life.
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Many, many, many years ago, I smoked a "boomer" before going deer hunting in Three Rivers. I got lost in the woods and freaked out......when I found my spot again, I dug a big arrow in the dirt showing me the direction to go at dark....I was so freaking spooked. I never told no one when they came picked me up at dark. I saw NO DEER that evening.....LOL....again 25-30 plus years ago...!!!
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Back a few years ago before the state picked up the AMOCO property, they used to let us hunt in the marsh for ourselves. The way they would do this is take us un the mud boat at about 5 in the morning and drop us off at random places in the marsh ALONE. and then just drive off leaving you standing in the middle of a 20,000 acre marsh. For those of you that has done that before, you know how that feels when it gets so silent all you hear is mosquitoes and crickets.
My uncle was in this prediciment one morning and as he was sitting there and he heard a some walking in the marsh. The "walking" started getting closer. He gets so scared out there in the marsh he lights up 2 cigerettes and holds them on each side of him and hollars "DERES TWO OF US YEA, DEY GOT TWO OF US, AND WE BOTH GOT SOME GUNS YEA"... Come to find out it was a deer.. But its easy to get spooked out there in the marsh alone. |
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the night before one of my hunts to lacassine, i stayed with my cousin and his friend to get up early for the mornin..that night he told me about the chubacobra's how they suck your blood and come walking thru your decoys on the water. And then he talked about the wild indians that lived out there and in sabine how they hated us, and snuck up on you in rouseau canes..Then on top of that he says a rapid beaver bit a lab and now the lab killed its owner and is running around a few ponds away. The next mornin they left me in the rouseaus so they could throw decoys. I swear i could hear everything, i was so paranoid of what was behind me in the reaseaus that i missed seeing teal buzz over. Come to find out..it was fake..Kinda of dumb but if you was me..you would have been scared. |
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We always were told it was the rugaru that was the marsh god. It sure kept us straight when my grandfather started talking about it, and then you would hear a bobcat scream in the night. Would just about wet my pants, but it never stopped me from going to the marsh.
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scary......hmmmm
this past deer season after watching a few monsterquest episodes, i was walking out of the swamp at night when i could not find my shallow crossing spot on this little creek. a pack of coyotes started howling not far behind me, i just put my wallet, cigs, and lighter in my shirt pocket and said **** it and got wet up past my waist, but it was well worth it. Several years ago I was hunting this creek bottom on a pipeline on a different WMA. This methhead lookin dude comes up and lets me know that he was planning on hunting there, I told him to shhhhhhhhh and get lost fast. He walked up the hill and climbed a tree right at the end of my shooting lane in plain sight of me. about an hour later a doe walked out right between me and him, i let one fly from the 7 mag and he just about did a back flip out of his stand. The deer dropped the deer dead in it's tracks. i can't really tell my scariest/funniest without getting booed off of here...... |
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