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Old 08-28-2011, 08:10 AM
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Default man that could be me!!

Man that could have been me!










I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday ....minding my own business, waiting on it to turn green.


A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me.

The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me.


Suddenly an 18-wheeler came speeding through and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely.



For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man, that could have been me!"



So, today...bright and early, I went out and got me a job as a truck driver.
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