Important lesson I learn looking for my dog.

[saute86]

Today while I was looking for my missing dog I got a lead on a man pan handling with a dog fitting the same description. Thinking it could be my dog I tracked the man down but it wasn't her. So I spoke to him for maybe 5 minutes tops. He made $35 in that time. Women were handing him $5s and $10s one after another. One lady even gave him a Mac Donald's bag full of hamburgers. Women sure are suckers for a cute dog aren't they. Those women were all saying awwww look at his cute dog. Think about this people. That is an average of $420 an hour. If he works 2 hours a day he can clear $840 a day. That is $4,200 a week. The yearly average is about $218,400 tax free. Plus all the Mac Donald's you can eat. I think its time I buy me a grill with a few teeth missing, rub some dirt on me, and dress in ragged clothes. Buy a cute little lap dog, a $2 sharpie and get me a piece of card board. Work 2 hours a day, 1 hour during morning rush hour and one hour during the 5 o'clock rush hour. Just think if I wanted to pull 8 hour shifts at Nelson and 210. That corner could have a possibility of $873,600 a year. Take out rain and vacation days and I bet about $600,000 would be more realistic. But I am smart and would travel around to different corners and cities though. I wouldn't want people to catch on to my scam and ruin a good corner. So Whiskey Tango Foxtrot am I doing trying to make an honest living for. Heck I might just retire tomorrow, work a month or 2 full time on the corner then buy the baddest boat I could find. Then I could fish mid day while everyone else is working and hit them going to work and coming home. Or even one better I could go full time the first year, buy a decent motor home too and fish any lake I want during the weekends. That would be doing it in style. Boy it would make a good base for when I am working out of town too. What cities are around the good fishing areas? Hey do yall think your wives would give me your hard earned money like they give that guy? By the way I still have not found my dog. Be on the look out for her please!!!!