I hope Shad doesn't BAN me for this one.

[QUACKHEAD]

So this penguin brings his car into a machanics shop for replairs. The mechanic tells him it will take a while to find the problem. The penguin sees an ice cream shop across the road and decides to kill a little time and goes and gets an ice cream. "You know how penguins love ice cream." Well with out a hand to hold the ice cream right it makes a
mess but he cleans it the best he can and figures the mechanic should have a diagnosis by now and goes back across the street. He asks the mechanic if he found out what the problem was and the mechanic tells him it looks like he blew a seal.

The penguin tells him, no it was just some ice cream.