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Old 03-02-2010, 07:38 PM
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Default How to make a woman happy!!!! Get ready for this. GEEEZ

[SIZE=+4]It's not difficult to[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]make a woman happy.[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]A man only needs to[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4] be:[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]1. a friend[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]2. a companion[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]3. a lover[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]4. a brother[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]5. a father[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]6. a master[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]7.. a chef[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]8. an electrician[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]9. a carpenter[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]10. a plumber [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]11. a mechanic[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]12. a decorator[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]13. a stylist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]14. a sexologist [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]15. a gynecologist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]16. a psychologist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]17. a pest exterminator[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]18. a psychiatrist[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]19. a healer[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]20. a good listener[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]21. an organizer [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]22. a good father[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]23. very clean[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]24. sympathetic[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]25. athletic [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]26. warm[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]27. attentive[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]28. gallant[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]29. intelligent[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]30. funny[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]31. creative[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]32. tender[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]33. strong[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]34. understanding[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]35. tolerant [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]36. prudent[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]37. ambitious[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]38. capable[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]39. courageous [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]40. determined[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]41. true[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]42. dependable[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]43. passionate[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]44. compassionate[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: [/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]45. give her compliments regularly[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]46. love shopping[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]47. be honest[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]48. be very rich[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]49. not stress her out[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]50. not look at other girls[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]52. give her lots of time, especially time for[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]herself[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes [/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]54. Never to forget:[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]* birthdays[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]* anniversaries[/SIZE]
[SIZE=+4]* arrangements she makes[/SIZE][SIZE=+0][/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY[/SIZE]


[SIZE=+4]1. Show up naked With Beer[/SIZE]
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