Chocolate ice cream

[specsultan]

Little Johny walked up to the counter at the corner drug store and asked for a chocolate ice cream cone. The soda jerk said: "We don't have chocolate, do you want strawberry or vanilla?"
Little Johnny replied: "I want Chocolate!"
This went back and forth several times until the man asked: "Can you spell the straw in strawberry?"
Little Johnny answered: "Straw"
The man asked:"Can you spell the van in vanilla?"
Little Johnny answered: "Van"
"Very good" said the man. "Now, can you spell the F*** in chocolate?"
Little Johnny blurted out: "There ain't no F***in chocolate!!"
To which the soda jerk said: "That's what I've been trying to tell you!!!"