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Old 09-16-2010, 07:08 PM
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Default 24 hours to live

Morris returns from the doctor
and tells his wife that the
doctor has told him that he
has only 24 hours to live.




Given the prognosis, Morris
asks his wife for sex.




Naturally, she agrees, so
they make love.




About 6 hours later, the
husband goes to his wife and says,




'Honey, you know I now have
only 18 hours to live.




Could we please do it one
more time?'




Of course, the wife agrees,
and they do it again.




Later, as the man gets into
bed, he looks at his watch




and realizes that he now has
only 8 hours left.




He touches his wife's
shoulder and asks,




'Honey, please.... just one
more time before I die.'




She says, 'Of course, Dear,'
and they make love for the third time.




After this session, the wife
rolls over and falls to sleep.




Morris, however, worried about his impending death,
tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.




He taps his wife, who rouses.
'Honey, I have only 4 more hours.




Do you think we
could...'




At this point the wife sits
up and says, 'Listen Morris, enough is enough
I have to get up in the morning... you don't
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