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Old 10-24-2010, 08:17 PM
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Headknocker Kids these days!

I went to the local hardware store to get a 12" flat bastard file (this is the real name of the files I use in my work). I was met at the door by a young kid who must have been working an after school job. I asked him where the files were. As he walked me down the second isle, he asked: "What kind of file are you looking for?" I said: "A 12" flat bastard." He stopped at the file selection and began looking at the different types on the shelf. After searching for several minutes, he picked up a small file and said: "Well sir, looks like we're sold out of flat bastards but we do have a whole bunch of these little round m****r f****rs !!!!!"
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