A True Fisherman

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>> >* * ***A Letter to the Men's Helpline:
>> >
>> > Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem:
>> >
>> > I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been
>> > cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the > caller
>> > hangs up; she goes* out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to
>> > look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.
>> >
>> > Anyway last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the
>> > boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car, buttoning her
>> >
>> > blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
>> >
>> > It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a
>> > hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.
>> >
>> > Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it ?