Latest stunt at work....letter in file

[Uncle Barty]

Over the last few years I have really pushed the envelope at work. My latest stunt was about a week ago at about 4:12 in the afternoon (during shift change) me and another fella operator got out of our trucks wearing Harlem Globetrotter uniforms, afro's, high top sneakers, sweat bands, red-white-blue-baskeballs and a radio. We jogged all the way from the parking lot dribbling our ball to the turn-stalls. The guards didn't know what the hell to think. We scanned in and as we where waiting on the releif truck we played a small version of lay-up drills while I had the radio playing the globetrotter them "DOOO DOOOO DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO, DO....everybody about had a stroke when they saw us. Needless to say we had a close door meeting when we got to the unit....thats 2 this year already. I'm on pase to beat last years record of 7....if I even last much longer...