WANTED: Guide Fishing (Benwahh)

[Ray]

I will send my wife fishing for 1/2 a day with you.
If you don't throw her in, you can be a guide.
She gripes cause she don't catch anything.
When I tell her what she is doing wrong, she tells
me to shut up.
When she asks for help, I show her, then she goes
back to doing what she wants.
When I tell her she is doing wrong, again, she tells
me to shut up.
When she don't catch anything, she says it's my
fault, even though I tell her she is doing it wrong.

She is not doing anything Saturday.