Tarzan Update

[Red Devil]

You may be too young for this one!
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>>I was at the
********store yesterday, and I ran into Tarzan!
********I asked him how it was
********going and if he was making anymore movies.
********
********He told me,
********"me no longer make
********movies, me have severe
********arthritis, both shoulders
********and not swing from vine to
********tree".
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********
********I asked how Jane was doing? He told me,"Jane
********in bad shape, in nursing home, has
********Alzheimer's and not recognizes anyone". How sad!
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********
********.
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********I asked about Boy,
********and he told me "Boy, gone big city,
********get with bad women, on drugs and alcoholic;
********and only time hear from him, when
********in trouble or need something".
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********
********I asked about Cheeta: he beamed and said,"Cheeta do good. She marry
lawyer, had plastic surgery, now live in White House!!!