Dogs, swimming pools. & hammocks

[Red Devil]

Wife calls me offshore yesterday to tell me all is ok. Well what's the matter I asked. She said I'm in the emergency room getting stitches in my knee. WTH happened is my question. Well she says, I put the solar film on the pool to warm the water up so Landon (my stepson) could go swimming, and Jazz ( our black lab ) was trying to get a drink of water out of said pool couldn't get to the water due to the solar film. Well as she tried to reach harder for the water she fell in the pool underneath the film. She said I was laying in my hammock and freaked out,I didn't want the dog to drown, so I tried to hurry up and get out and my foot got tangled in the hammock and I fell right on my knee. All I could do was laugh and say good job. Three hours in the emergency and 8 stitches later, she says, to hell with that solar film. I'm throwing it away.