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Old 10-20-2012, 08:58 AM
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Default Li'l Johnny

The Teacher asks the kids in class:

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Li'l Johnny: "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs,


take the best *****, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day".

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of Little Johnny, decides not to give importance to what he said by ignoring him, so she continues the lesson:

"And you, Greta?"


"I wanna be Li'l Johnny's *****!"
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