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Old 03-02-2013, 09:42 AM
Andy C Andy C is offline
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Default The Power Of Shrimp

---A Catholic nun was sitting on a train opposite a
Muslim man wearing a turban, who was eating fresh shrimp.

Every time he ate one, he spat the tail in her direction, requiring her to deflect it.

He finished the box and threw it out the window.

Seeing this, she had enough, and pulled the train's Emergency Cord.

The Muslim looked at her and said, "You'll get fined $250 for doing
that, you stupid, worthless, Infidel, Catholic *****."

She laughed and said, "When I cry rape and they smell your fingers, you'll get 10 years, you towel-headed camel-jockey.
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