2 women in Heaven

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Two Women in Heaven...
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>Conversation:
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>Hi! My name's Wanda.
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>Hey! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?
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>I froze to death.
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>Awww...man!
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>It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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>I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
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>So, what happened?
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>I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
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>Girl, I wish you had looked in your deep freezer first...we'd both STILL be alive!