The Maid

[Andy C]

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"



Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."



"The first is that I iron better than you."



Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."





Wife: "Oh yeah?"



Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."



Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"



Maria: "Jor hozban did."




Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"




Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."



Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth.

Wife: "And did my husband say that as well?"





Maria: "No Señora....The gardener did."



Wife: "So, how much do you want?"