Texting Shotcuts for Seniors

[Elbert Chamblee]

TEXTING FOR SENIORS:
ADT ~ At The Doctors
BFE ~ Buying Fleet Enema
BFF ~ Best Friend Fell
BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
BYOB ~ Bring Your Own Bengay
FWIP ~ Forgot Where I Parked
FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
GGPMBL ~ Gotta Go Pacemaker Battery Low
GGA ~ Got Gas Again
ID10T ERROR ~ self explanatory
IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On
LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
LMAO ~ Lose My Aspirin Often
OMG ~ Off My Gourd
OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
OMMR ~ Out Making Methane Ricochets
ROFLACGU~ Rolling On Floor Laughing And Can't Get Up
SWAK ~ Still Wanting a Knee-replacement
TLC ~ Terrible Leg Cramps
TMI ~ Too Much Indigestion
TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
TYVM ~ Take Your Viagra Meds
WDICIHF ~ What Did I Come In Here For
*** ~ Wife Taking Forever