Opening morning at Sabine......Nothing going on, no shooting anywhere. I knew it was going to be a slow day. There are 4 hunters hunting, all of us amped up on Red bull and caffeine. Pooping, peeing, sharting and farting. You know how that stuff makes you. I am all the way to the right. Next thing you know a pterodactyl bill sneaks onto us from the right. You know how they do it. Without rhyme or reason they just come in. Well, he glides in from the right. I pull on him, lead about a foot and let one rip from the heavenly maxus. Lightning comes out of the barrel and POOF! Sexual chocolate falls from the sky! My first duck of the season.