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[mcjaredsandwich]

So I am looking to get a new muffler for my truck. My current ones are too loud and was pulled over today going 52 in a 50 for excessive noise. My glasspacks push 130dbs and the officer pulled me over at 1549 hrs. He asked me if I had any weapons in the vehicle, and I told him I had a few but I was looking to upgrade every single one. He asked for my license and registration. I told him that my wallet fell into the bayou along with my camera but I had pics to prove. My registration on the other hand was eaten by the beagle I found that later turned out to be the one my uncle abandoned. He then told me to step out of the vehicle. By now it was 1622hrs and I was still wet from falling in the water. He wanted to check the ducks I killed (only 2, couldnt find the one I lost) so he looked in my bed. It just so happened that while I was looking for my lost duck, I shot an undersized bass when I slipped into the water so I decided to keep it. It was barely undersized so its ok. While he was questioning me, I heard on his walkie talkie thatt dispatch called for officers to the scene of a break in and robbery at 10079 Vera ln which happened to be my address. He let me off with a warning for everything and I followed him en route to my house. Upon arrival, I found my laptop missing among other things. I saw the perpetrator and decided to empty two clips from my quickdraw holster, leaving me 26 rounds shorter. Well my aim isnt so good but I managed to shoot off the perps finger and some hair. Decided to employ chuck norris and he took the evidence I gathered immediately. Still looking for the guy but the beagle is happy as can be. Anyone have any suggestions for a new muffler?


sammich

[jdm4x43732]

Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich

So I am looking to get a new muffler for my truck. My current ones are too loud and was pulled over today going 52 in a 50 for excessive noise. My glasspacks push 130dbs and the officer pulled me over at 1549 hrs. He asked me if I had any weapons in the vehicle, and I told him I had a few but I was looking to upgrade every single one. He asked for my license and registration. I told him that my wallet fell into the bayou along with my camera but I had pics to prove. My registration on the other hand was eaten by the beagle I found that later turned out to be the one my uncle abandoned. He then told me to step out of the vehicle. By now it was 1622hrs and I was still wet from falling in the water. He wanted to check the ducks I killed (only 2, couldnt find the one I lost) so he looked in my bed. It just so happened that while I was looking for my lost duck, I shot an undersized bass when I slipped into the water so I decided to keep it. It was barely undersized so its ok. While he was questioning me, I heard on his walkie talkie thatt dispatch called for officers to the scene of a break in and robbery at 10079 Vera ln which happened to be my address. He let me off with a warning for everything and I followed him en route to my house. Upon arrival, I found my laptop missing among other things. I saw the perpetrator and decided to empty two clips from my quickdraw holster, leaving me 26 rounds shorter. Well my aim isnt so good but I managed to shoot off the perps finger and some hair. Decided to employ chuck norris and he took the evidence I gathered immediately. Still looking for the guy but the beagle is happy as can be. Anyone have any suggestions for a new muffler?


sammich

Chuck Norris??

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich

So I am looking to get a new muffler for my truck. My current ones are too loud and was pulled over today going 52 in a 50 for excessive noise. My glasspacks push 130dbs and the officer pulled me over at 1549 hrs. He asked me if I had any weapons in the vehicle, and I told him I had a few but I was looking to upgrade every single one. He asked for my license and registration. I told him that my wallet fell into the bayou along with my camera but I had pics to prove. My registration on the other hand was eaten by the beagle I found that later turned out to be the one my uncle abandoned. He then told me to step out of the vehicle. By now it was 1622hrs and I was still wet from falling in the water. He wanted to check the ducks I killed (only 2, couldnt find the one I lost) so he looked in my bed. It just so happened that while I was looking for my lost duck, I shot an undersized bass when I slipped into the water so I decided to keep it. It was barely undersized so its ok. While he was questioning me, I heard on his walkie talkie thatt dispatch called for officers to the scene of a break in and robbery at 10079 Vera ln which happened to be my address. He let me off with a warning for everything and I followed him en route to my house. Upon arrival, I found my laptop missing among other things. I saw the perpetrator and decided to empty two clips from my quickdraw holster, leaving me 26 rounds shorter. Well my aim isnt so good but I managed to shoot off the perps finger and some hair. Decided to employ chuck norris and he took the evidence I gathered immediately. Still looking for the guy but the beagle is happy as can be. Anyone have any suggestions for a new muffler?


sammich

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SaltERedneck]

Today we salute you Mr. One upper, upper guy. Brushing aside the friendly camp fire tales you have become the king dingaling of all that’s known to man (I got a really cool story) If you know nothing about it, your uncles cousins sister knows and that makes you an expert. (on your fathers side) Sure being attacked by a bear is crazy but you’ve been attacked while fighting off killer bees in a category 5 hurricane. (it really happened) Sooo crack open a bud light Mr. mountain of the mole hill…. Because telling tales isn’t a tall order for you its being tall that’s the tale.

Today we salute you Mr. Quick Draw Hoslter Wearer. Adding comfort and speed to the equation you uphold the law… and reinforce it in 2.5 seconds (wow what a quickdraw) Cracking the case of who stole your snickers isn’t enough… you do it with a bulge in your hip Wyatt Earp (Is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?) Casual enough for a family get together and formal enough for your grand mothers funeral....Concealing your weapon comes first and your gender preference last (fashion fo pa!) Sooo crack open a bud light oh handler of the holster... god knows it doesnt look good on us but it looks good on you and thats all that matters!

[DUCKGOGETTER]

Originally Posted by salteredneck

today we salute you mr. One upper, upper guy. Brushing aside the friendly camp fire tales you have become the king dingaling of all that’s known to man (i got a really cool story) if you know nothing about it, your uncles cousins sister knows and that makes you an expert. (on your fathers side) sure being attacked by a bear is crazy but you’ve been attacked while fighting off killer bees in a category 5 hurricane. (it really happened) sooo crack open a bud light mr. Mountain of the mole hill…. Because telling tales isn’t a tall order for you its being tall that’s the tale.

today we salute you mr. Quick draw hoslter wearer. Adding comfort and speed to the equation you uphold the law… and reinforce it in 2.5 seconds (wow what a quickdraw) cracking the case of who stole your snickers isn’t enough… you do it with a bulge in your hip wyatt earp (is that a gun in your pants or are you just happy to see me?) casual enough for a family get together and formal enough for your grand mothers funeral....concealing your weapon comes first and your gender preference last (fashion fo pa!) sooo crack open a bud light oh handler of the holster... God knows it doesnt look good on us but it looks good on you and thats all that matters!

lmao!!!!!!! Just spit tea everywhere!!!

[SaltERedneck]

Real men of Genius... Today we salute you Over the Top Spell check guy.... (Over the top spell check guy) You're both the ruler of RAM, the colossus of clout, and T9 nin ja (I need a thesauras) you say tomato we say tumato ( man what a typo!) Who cares about fragments or run on sentences? While patroling the night we feel comfort knowing that saskatchewan and Honorificabilitudinitatibus are accounted for (somebody wikipedia that ****(sp)) Sooo crack open a bud light oh cunning of the linguists for its you who keeps our propaganda propper and the grammatical great! (Mr. over the top spell check guy!)

[Duck Butter]

Originally Posted by mcjaredsandwich

So I am looking to get a new muffler for my truck. My current ones are too loud and was pulled over today going 52 in a 50 for excessive noise. My glasspacks push 130dbs and the officer pulled me over at 1549 hrs. He asked me if I had any weapons in the vehicle, and I told him I had a few but I was looking to upgrade every single one. He asked for my license and registration. I told him that my wallet fell into the bayou along with my camera but I had pics to prove. My registration on the other hand was eaten by the beagle I found that later turned out to be the one my uncle abandoned. He then told me to step out of the vehicle. By now it was 1622hrs and I was still wet from falling in the water. He wanted to check the ducks I killed (only 2, couldnt find the one I lost) so he looked in my bed. It just so happened that while I was looking for my lost duck, I shot an undersized bass when I slipped into the water so I decided to keep it. It was barely undersized so its ok. While he was questioning me, I heard on his walkie talkie thatt dispatch called for officers to the scene of a break in and robbery at 10079 Vera ln which happened to be my address. He let me off with a warning for everything and I followed him en route to my house. Upon arrival, I found my laptop missing among other things. I saw the perpetrator and decided to empty two clips from my quickdraw holster, leaving me 26 rounds shorter. Well my aim isnt so good but I managed to shoot off the perps finger and some hair. Decided to employ chuck norris and he took the evidence I gathered immediately. Still looking for the guy but the beagle is happy as can be. Anyone have any suggestions for a new muffler?


sammich