Men Who Stay In the Car While Their Wife Grocery Shops

[PaulMyers]

Originally Posted by inchspinner

You cant make sudden head movement or that gives it away just slow movements and your in the good, gotta be aware of your surroundings

No truer words have ever been spoken! :thumbup:

["W"]

I drop off and creep around the parking lot with some boom kicking, jack my seat back where u can only see my hands on the wheel and just ride

[Lake Chuck Duck]

Originally Posted by "W"

I drop off and creep around the parking lot with some boom kicking, jack my seat back where u can only see my hands on the wheel and just ride

Reminds me of the gangsters we get at the snow cone stand. They leaned so far back in the chair that they roll down the back seat window to order. Cracks me up lol. Usually got a 40oz in the cup holder and a baby in the back.

[Top Dawg]

Originally Posted by Lake Chuck Duck

Reminds me of the gangsters we get at the snow cone stand. They leaned so far back in the chair that they roll down the back seat window to order. Cracks me up lol. Usually got a 40oz in the cup holder and a baby in the back.

Lol! That's hood right there!

[Ray]

My wife don't cook. I buy groceries and stuff that is needed. I don't shop, I buy, unless I am in Gander Mountain, Academy, Bass Pro or Cabelas.
She just buys clothes, and I don't shop with her.
Most of the time, when I go in a store, I have a list, or know what I want before I go in. I will go in and buy what I want and get out.
I don't go to Walmart, I hate that place.

[fun w son]

Originally Posted by Ray

My wife don't cook. I buy groceries and stuff that is needed. I don't shop, I buy, unless I am in Gander Mountain, Academy, Bass Pro or Cabelas.
She just buys clothes, and I don't shop with her.
Most of the time, when I go in a store, I have a list, or know what I want before I go in. I will go in and buy what I want and get out.
I don't go to Walmart, I hate that place.

you just described my life too!!

[Pole_benda]

Everytime I go to the store or "shopping" with the woman, I play the Super Market sweep game. Hurry up and get out!

[swamp snorkler]

I can be in and out the store in 20 minutes with food for the week. My wife goes to the store for an hours fills the trunk up and doesnt have **** to cook.

Originally Posted by Lake Chuck Duck

Reminds me of the gangsters we get at the snow cone stand. They leaned so far back in the chair that they roll down the back seat window to order. Cracks me up lol. Usually got a 40oz in the cup holder and a baby in the back.

I know better than that, aint no 40oz bottle fittin in a cup holder.

[Lake Chuck Duck]

Originally Posted by swamp snorkler

I can be in and out the store in 20 minutes with food for the week. My wife goes to the store for an hours fills the trunk up and doesnt have **** to cook.




I know better than that, aint no 40oz bottle fittin in a cup holder.

Oh sorry, holding it between the legs then.