Stupid things you've told your wife

[southern151]

Originally Posted by swt70611

Alright after those laughs I'll have to bite.

One night with friends over I made some smartass comment. She made everyone laugh saying " keep it up and I'll cut you off" not to have one up on me I replied " you can't, you don't know where I'm getting it.

last year my sweet wife got diet crazy. After 3 months she had dropped 30lbs and was looking damn good. I told her one night I needed to get off my butt and lose 20 or so. Being a sweetheart she told me no you don't you look fine. I figure I'd pay her a compliment and told her. Heck no baby, I'm not gunna be the fat dude married to the hot chic.

She replied, what where you before? backfire.....

That is what is commonly referred to as a catch-22 or, "Oh %#$) , how do I get out of this?!"