Stupid things you've told your wife

[swamp snorkler]

Originally Posted by Goooh

X2... If that don't work, get a thick phone book, put that on the side of her face and WHOP! You can punch the phone book so hard it will knock her out and never leave a mark!

Of course I've never done that though, my wife shoots every gun I own a little too well.

Mine will never stay still long enough to let me hold the phone book upside her head.

Also, if you load a pillow case with a few oranges it and beat someone with it, it doesn't leave a bruise, read that on the internet and everything you read on the internet is true.