Got my A** whooped!!

[duckman1911]

I'm like most. Pops was laying down the leather and mom was whatever was in reach.
Worst thing you could ever hear from mom was "just wait till your dad gets home from work". That was the day you praid he got a raise instead of the boss being an azzhole.
Next worst is being walked out of church then back in knowing everyone knows you just got yout azz tore up.

[Reefman]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

Worst thing you could ever hear from mom was "just wait till your dad gets home from work"..

When I found out I could run faster than my mom and the egg spatula that was the exact quote I heard. I learned quickly that mom's discipline technique was far less painful than my dad's....of course I would fake everlasting pain when mom dished it out...just to make her feel like she didn't have to involve dad's alligator belt later. I can still hear that snapping sound when he popped that belt.

[marty f]

Originally Posted by Reefman

. I learned quickly that mom's discipline technique was far less painful than my dad's.....

I have actually begged my mom for a whoopin as to avoid dads

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by Reefman

When I found out I could run faster than my mom and the egg spatula that was the exact quote I heard. I learned quickly that mom's discipline technique was far less painful than my dad's....of course I would fake everlasting pain when mom dished it out...just to make her feel like she didn't have to involve dad's alligator belt later. I can still hear that snapping sound when he popped that belt.

you ain't joking. Last thing you wanted was to deal with dad when he was hot, sweaty and tired from work. Pain train was what you had a ticket to ride.

[Andy C]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

I'm like most. Pops was laying down the leather and mom was whatever was in reach.
Worst thing you could ever hear from mom was "just wait till your dad gets home from work". That was the day you praid he got a raise instead of the boss being an azzhole.
Next worst is being walked out of church then back in knowing everyone knows you just got yout azz tore up.

So true, I was 3 and my grandma wooped my asssams for slamming the screen door!! She didn't care who you was she would make you get a switch and woop you if you did wrong in her house!!! My dad and is friends all tell me them stories!! Wish more people could be like that today and wish I wouldn't of lost that woman in 83, cause that's what the world needs!!!! Not this time out crap!!!!