Rattlesnake

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by Jasonf

I find it interesting that there is something hard wired into us (or at least me) that is an involuntary draw back when a snake strikes. Even one I know 100% is non venomous and not a threat. I have been struck at or bitten by non venomous snakes in catching them quickly but still have a hard time making myself stay steady when one strikes at me. In our subconscious I guess we are programmed to see all snakes as threats and avoid them.

And I agree about poisonous snakes in my yard. Still have to protect first and educate second.

I made my boa mad one night and I knew she was gona bite me. I just stuck my hand out and let her do it. It was an odd feeling though. I dosed off on the floor with her beside me. When I woke up she was going under our bed. I grabbed her by the tail and tried to pull her out. She didn't like that at all. I knew I shouldn't have but if you can imagine what it is like to get a 6' snake out of a box spring matress you'll understand why I did It. That's not fun.lol She calmed down after I let her bite me.

[C-Bass2mouth]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

I made my boa mad one night and I knew she was gona bite me. I just stuck my hand out and let her do it. It was an odd feeling though. I dosed off on the floor with her beside me. When I woke up she was going under our bed. I grabbed her by the tail and tried to pull her out. She didn't like that at all. I knew I shouldn't have but if you can imagine what it is like to get a 6' snake out of a box spring matress you'll understand why I did It. That's not fun.lol She calmed down after I let her bite me.

I'm having a hard time processing this..

[AlexOrtego]

Originally Posted by C-Bass2mouth

I'm having a hard time processing this..

i started sweating reading it, so definitely didn't try to process it!

[B-Stealth]

Originally Posted by C-Bass2mouth

I'm having a hard time processing this..

I'm trying to block the mental pictures; but I keep seeing Duckman who looks like Alice Cooper, a half naked chick passed out on the bed, a bunch of candles burning, empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and the smell of bourbon, cigarettes, and sex.

[C-Bass2mouth]

Originally Posted by B-Stealth

I'm trying to block the mental pictures; but I keep seeing Duckman who looks like Alice Cooper, a half naked chick passed out on the bed, a bunch of candles burning, empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and the smell of bourbon, cigarettes, and sex.

Haha! Well I can dig the atmosphere, but the gd python biting me is what gets me. Sounds like my freshman year at UL. We had a pet 3 legged alligator in our bath tub for like a year. It got a few bites under its belt as well. Still, not a snake...

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[C-Bass2mouth]

Originally Posted by C-Bass2mouth

Haha! Well I can dig the atmosphere, but the gd python biting me is what gets me. Sounds like my freshman year at UL. We had a pet 3 legged alligator in our bath tub for like a year. It got a few bites under its belt as well. Still, not a snake...

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Allegedly

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[tboy]

Originally Posted by B-Stealth

I'm trying to block the mental pictures; but I keep seeing Duckman who looks like Alice Cooper, a half naked chick passed out on the bed, a bunch of candles burning, empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and the smell of bourbon, cigarettes, and sex.

You do paint a picture.....

[B-Stealth]

Originally Posted by tboy

You do paint a picture.....

I forgot to add the music, I'm thinking maybe Blue Oyster Cult "Don't Fear the Reaper" or anything from Dark Side of the Moon Album.

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by B-Stealth

I forgot to add the music, I'm thinking maybe Blue Oyster Cult "Don't Fear the Reaper" or anything from Dark Side of the Moon Album.

Gota play em backwards though

[B-Stealth]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

Gota play em backwards though

Lol works much better after a Trip to the cow pasture.

[Nickt87]

Originally Posted by B-Stealth

I'm trying to block the mental pictures; but I keep seeing Duckman who looks like Alice Cooper, a half naked chick passed out on the bed, a bunch of candles burning, empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and the smell of bourbon, cigarettes, and sex.

Add in some handcuffs, a whip and some lotion.

[Bluechip]

Originally Posted by Nickt87

Add in some handcuffs, a whip and some lotion.

Scratch the handcuffs...... For Duckman it would be rope!!

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by Nickt87

Add in some handcuffs, a whip and some lotion.

Bluechip answered this one for you

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by B-Stealth

I'm trying to block the mental pictures; but I keep seeing Duckman who looks like Alice Cooper, a half naked chick passed out on the bed, a bunch of candles burning, empty bottle of Jack Daniels, and the smell of bourbon, cigarettes, and sex.

Fully naked, no candles, rarely touch bourbon anymore, don't smoke in my house either. You nailed the sex part though.

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by C-Bass2mouth

I'm having a hard time processing this..

It wasn't bad. That's the only time she ever bit me. Even during feeding she never bit.

[youmyboyblue]

Originally Posted by duckman1911

I made my boa mad one night and I knew she was gona bite me. I just stuck my hand out and let her do it. It was an odd feeling though. I dosed off on the floor with her beside me. When I woke up she was going under our bed. I grabbed her by the tail and tried to pull her out. She didn't like that at all. I knew I shouldn't have but if you can imagine what it is like to get a 6' snake out of a box spring matress you'll understand why I did It. That's not fun.lol She calmed down after I let her bite me.

Dude, you are throwed off.

[duckman1911]

Originally Posted by youmyboyblue

Dude, you are throwed off.

^^^^^ Slow learner.lmao
Just messin with you man.