The Old Goose Hunter

[Andy C]

Ole was hunting geese, in the Minnesota woods.




He leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind, to take a leak.





As luck would have it, his foolish dog knocked the gun over. It went off, and Ole took most of an ounce of #4 shot in the groin!





Several hours later, lying in a Duluth hospital bed, he came to... and there was his doctor, Sven.





"Vell Ole, I got some good news. And, I got some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. Da damage vas local to your groin, dere was very little internal damage, and I vas able to remove all of da buckshot."




"What's the bad news?", asks Ole.





"The bad news, is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your ******. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena ."




"Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole. "Is your sister a plastica surgeon?"





"Not exactly," Sven says. "She's a flute player in da Minneapolis Symphony Orchestra.




She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye!"