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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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for boat owners
Twin brothers were named Joe and John Jones. The single brother was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day that Joe's boat sank. A few days later, a kindly old lady met Joe on the street mistaking him for John and said "Oh I am sorry to hear about your great loss." You must feel terrible. Then Joe spoke up saying "Well I'm not the least bit worried. She was a rotten thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like a dead fish and even the first time I got into her she leaked water faster than anything I had ever seen. She had a bad crack in her back and a big hole in the front. The hole got bigger every time I used her and she leaked like anything. But this is what finished her. Four guys from the other side of town looking for a good time asked if I would rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot. But they said they would take a crack at her anyway. The result was the fools all tried to get into her at once. It was too much for her, she cracked right up the middle." At this point, the old lady fainted.[/SIZE] |
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*****. Oops
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lmao
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