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The Comedy Club (Jokes, Humor) Tell your favorite jokes here! Keep it PG rated, please. |
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Salty says to his pal, 'Look here! We could buy a whole gob of these, take 'em back to Lake Charles, sell 'em to our friends, and make a fortune. Now when we go in there you be quiet, okay? Just let me do the talkin' 'cause if they hear your accent, they might think we're ignorant, and try to cheat us. Now, I'll talk in a slow Texas drawl so's they don't know..' They go in and Salty says with his best fake Texas accent,[/SIZE]'I'll take 50 of them suits at $5.00 each, 100 of them there shirts at $2.00 each, and 50 pairs of them there trousers at $2.50 each. I'll back up my pickup and ....' The owner of the shop interrupts, 'Ya'll are from Louisiana , ain't ya?' 'Well...yeah,' says a surprised Salty. 'How come you know dat!' 'Because this is a dry-cleaners.' |
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Ya I think u needa leave the jokes to Richard Pryor....don't u ever think maybe people don't want their names in this...and it's not even funny....like y would you just come on a site and start making jokes about people...I just can't understand the ignorance...you may be overstepping a lil bit
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touchet HH
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