07-15-2011, 11:48 AM
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Swordfish
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Lake Chuck
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Cajun Humor
Clothilde met a really good looking guy at a music festival in Breaux Bridge. After a couple of dates, he proposed to her. She said,'But we don't know anything about each other.'
He said,'That's all right, we'll learn about each other as we go along.'
So she consented, they were married, and off they went on a honeymoon at a very nice resort.
One morning they were lying by the pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 meter board and did a two and a half tuck, followed by three rotations in the pike position, at which point he straightened out and cut the water like a knife.
After a few more demonstrations, he came back and lay down on the towel. She said, 'That was incredible!'
He said, 'I used to be an Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about each other as we went along. So she got up, jumped in the pool and started swimming laps in the pool.
After seventy -five laps she climbed out of the pool, lay down on her towel, and was hardly out of breath. He said, 'That was incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance swimmer?'
'No,' she said, 'I was a hooker in Thibodaux, but I worked both sides of Bayou Lafourche.
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