The Wedding

[eman]

T-Joe, age 92, and Yevette, age 89, living in Houma , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. T-Joe suggests they go in.

T-Joe addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

T-Joe: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

T-Joe: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

T-Joe: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

T-Joe: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

T-Joe: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
works."

T-Joe: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
T-Joe: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

T-Joe: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

T-Joe: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

T-Joe: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

[DUCKGOGETTER]

LMAO!!!!!!

[PUREBAY2200]

Hahahahahaha!!!

[1fastmerc]

Lol.


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[evidrine]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! didnt see that one coming. thats great!